蒙多医辽日痣 Mundos Medikul Jernel

作者：蒙多

283日

Portions of this text have been transcribed for legibility and edited for grammar by John O'Bryan.

日痣本你好：今天没有丙人。不过没关系。谁家生癔都不好做。我没关系。其实这是好事，因为这说明祖安的人都很建康！我一直都说，没有丙人对大痂来说是个好事。

Day 283

Deer Dieree: No pashents today. But that’s OKay. Evry bizness has downs. I am fine withh it. In fact it is good becuz it means pepul in Zaun are healfy! No patients is good noos for the peeple, I always say.

301日

Day 301

还是没有丙人。不过今天我出去叫喊，谁响看医生？他们都跑了。跑很快，所以肯定没生丙。没事的。这是好事！我在等等。等他们都生了丙。呜，今天有一个好事——我找到个户士！她主在医元后边的巷子里。有人来帮盲，蒙多高兴！

Still no pashunts. But tooday I wint outsid and yelld at ppl HOO NEED A DOCOTOR? They runned away. They runned fast, so they must not b sick. It is fine. In fact it is good! I will wayt more. Wait untel they r sik. Ooh, ther wuz a gud thing that happen—me found nurs to hire! Her liv in alley behind da hospittl. Mundo xcited to hav help!!

Day 30-Hundred-somethin

30好几日

Aggh! Stil No Pashunts! Wear r they all? It not possibul they all healfy. Mundo think they avoid goin to doktur! Mabbe me go find them? Mundo to da reskue!

啊！还是没有丙人！都跑哪去了？不可能所有人都建康。蒙多觉得他们都在朵医生！要不我去找他们？蒙多来痔丙就人喽！

Day 304

I hav a pahent! The firstest in a long time. He is fancee! Waring a suut an glassissss. Came in to say him wants to turn this hospital inntu a kem-fak-tow-ree. I tol him he sound krayzee. Putt him in Mundos old room. Da one wif da pads. Gud place for screemin. He be happee in ther for now.

304日

Day 305

我有丙人了！等了好久终于等来。他可真漂亮！串礼服代眼镜。进来就说要把医院变成念鸡工厂。我跟他讲他可能是风了。把他领到蒙多以前的房间。墙上全是棉的那个。在里可以叫唤。他占时满意了。

Bad noos. My payshint is detererorayding. Him thinks he wurks fur da chem bearen. Wont eat and wont stop skreemin. Him keep yellin “Yooll be sorry Doktur Mundo!” Mundo tol him me AM sorry becuz he krayze but Mundo will git him bettr. Dis mite take a wile.

Day 306

305日

Tooday i use a wunderfuhl treetmint on da pashent. No wut it is? Elektristee! I putted it in his brane wif wires. He skreemd becuz that is da sownd peepul make when yuu cure them. Gettin bettr sumtimes hurt. Mundo happee to see progresses!

坏了。我的丙人饿化了。他觉着自己是炼金男绝的手下。不吃不喝就会喊。他一直喊“你等着蒙多医生！”蒙多告诉他我不等，蒙多要痔好他。古几要痔很久。

Day 30-Blundred-&

wow da pashint is lowd! Evreeday he skreem LEMEE OWT LEMEE OWT but wut can I do? Put him owt on da street? He Krazee and danjerous! Moar lekristee and mabee surguree? I dunnno. Wish me luk dieree!!

306日

Day %5#

今天我给丙人痔丙了。咋痔的？电鸡！我把电线放进他脑里。他使劲叫唤，因为人在痔丙的时候都叫唤。丙好了有时会疼。看到有笑果，蒙多很开心。

Mundo am runnnn out uf opshuns. Da lektristee dont werk no moar. Payshent still krazee as a chem-bat. Me wint for a walk owtside to kleer me head tooday. Mundo found nurs an askd her opinyun. Me tol her da lectristee dont werk on da pashent anymor. She sed me need too operat. Then her hissd an ran up a fense. Dat is medikul kunsensis then. Tomorrrro i operat! It gunna go good!

Day 2,22,0172

30几日

I think da payshint is bettur! I purformd what wee dokturs call a brane labotmee. (Das whare yuu chop up da brane) Payshent is no longr skreemn! Hurray fur sciens! Now kums his recuvry. It will be long an ardyoouss. But he shud pul throo!

哎呜，丙人太炒了！天天都喊放我出去放我出去，可我能咋样？把他放外头去？他风了，会沙人的！还要在电鸡，要不动手树？我不之到。注我好运吧日痣本！！

DAY 0.19

Payshint did not pul throo. at leest i don fink so. he haz bin vary still fur a week now. If he dont muuve todaae me hav to put him in garbij. Dis onlee part of job Mundo hate!! Why kant we sayv them all? Sciens still hav so far to go! At leest pashent not suffr no moar.

%5#日

DAY ^*∞∞∞

蒙多树手无册了。电鸡不管用了。丙人还是风得像个炼金棍子。我出去走了一圈清星一下。蒙多找到了户士问她看法。我跟她讲电鸡对丙人不管用了。她说我要做手树。羊后她呼哈一声，跳上了炸栏。看来我们达成了共十。明天我做手树！必须顺力！

Me saw nurs agin tooday. Her was eeting out of trash can. Her eet old pashints hand! Mundo tol her dis unprofeshinul! Me say sorry dis not workng out but me rite her good recomindashun lettur. Her hissd and ran up fense agin! Why so hard to find gud help? Me run respektabul practis. Me kare abowt pashints. Is it unreesunabl to xpeckt same frum implowees? Mundo not tink so. Sum day me find nurs hoo kares as much as Mundo. Sum day.

2,22,0172日

我觉着丙人好转了！我做了我们医生才会的大脑叶切出树。（就是把大脑切岁）丙人不叫唤了！医学的胜力！接下来是休养。费时费力。但他能尖持下来！

0.19日

丙人没有尖持下来。至少我看没有。他以经躺了一星其了。如果他今天在不动，我就只能把他送拉及堆了。蒙多最凡的就是干这事了！咋就不能让我就活所有人？医学还有代进步。好在丙人不痛苦了。

^*∞∞∞日

我今天又看见户士了。她在垃圾桶里找吃的。她吃了上一个丙人的手！蒙多跟她讲她不净业！我说对不起我要开除她，不过我会给她写推见信。她呼哈一声，又跳上了炸栏！找个帮手咋这么难？我品得高上。我心细丙人。我要求元工和我一样难道有错吗？蒙多觉得没错。蒙多一定会找到和我一样心细病人的户士。一定。